Mommy this candy tastes funny October 5, 2017

I found these little buddies in Walmart. Pinata’s are good clean fun. They are even better when they are anatomically correct. Notice the beautifully sculpted anus on these doggies. Makes you wonder where they add the candy, or what happens when the bat hits them in the stink eye. That’s when the real party starts […]

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A Royal Flush

puke it up September 20, 2017

I saw this little treasure in a local restaurant. Good God. Why would you need a hose attached to the water supply of a toilet? Do that many patrons blow chunks that the owner figured “what the hell – the floor is tile, there is consistently so much vomit in there we might as well […]

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Vending Fail-o-rama

pop you in the pooper August 13, 2017

Look at this sorry state of affairs. A small case study for students of supply chain management. You can build it and they will come, but if you want them to actually buy anything, it has to be stocked full of shit. Target’s failure in Canada was collossal, but it failed for the same reason […]

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BFF July 12, 2017

Mike will always be my best friend on and off the ice. He Sees My Ability. Gretzky!!!

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Vegetable Strap-On

try this on for size June 12, 2017

Look at what the kids have come up with now. We all know that fruit and vegetables can be erotic, but a strap-on for an avocado? My word.

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