Lazy Days of Summer

jail time for everyone August 3, 2018

Just like the old Nat King Cole tune ‘Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer’, here we have some crazy summer deals for the family. These two products were on different pages of the same flyer, but I was immediately struck by how similar these two items were, and how much of a difference in price. Good […]

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Inner City

good gravy Batman July 10, 2018

Come on guys, seriously? What part of your life are you at where you are chucking your guts out on the sidewalk. Jebus

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Best of Luck

mange mon fromage July 3, 2018

I think it’s awesome to name a place ‘Good Luck Pizza Mart’. Because ‘pizza’ and ‘mart’ go so well together. Where did you get your dinner? “Down at the mart.” Mmmm – bet it’s yummy. I was curious to see what kind of a virus I would get from their site. Oops. Site unavailable. So […]

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Wheelin’ Around

wheels go round and round June 19, 2018

I have SO many questions. When did the speeding wheelchair become the official iconography for “all gender” restrooms? Why is this person so small compared to the toilet? If they hop on to the toilet they will be gone with one flush. Maybe instead of calling it “the runs” we should call it “the wheelies”, […]

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A Tale of Two Farts

toot toot June 1, 2018

Part I – Elder Abuse On a Saturday morning recently I was doing my laundry. I usually get going pretty early on weekends, so this story takes place at 4:30 in the morning. I got dressed and assembled my laundry and supplies, and then headed down to the main floor of my building where the […]

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