Frozen Toddler

freeze 'em up and eat 'em later

by Foghorn on September 15, 2018

I think this is probably one of the most forward thinking products I have ever seen – ‘Frozen Toddler Helmets‘. The idea of cryogenically preserving the wee tykes is not only on solid ground from a moral perspective, but the idea that their heads still need to be protected even when they are in the freezer is spot on. You could be taking a turkey out of the ice box that could easily slip out of you hands and bonk Timmy or Susie on the noggin. Without them having a helmet, you could do some real damage.

Let’s keep the ankle biters safe until it’s time to thaw them out and send them off to summer camp. Top notch in my books.

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