Can’t Mess It Up

dead rotten fish

by Foghorn on February 6, 2018

“Can’t Mess It up!” this product proudly proclaims. How sad is it that we live in the 21st century and still have a problem with cooking fish.

Leaving that rumination aside for you to contemplate, I believe the producers of this product have ironically already deeply and profoundly f***ed this up before you even get it out of the package. For the love of God, it started out as beautiful pink salmon – they have made it brown with some sort of horrific concoction of maple and dijon seasoning. This is wrong-sauce. Impregnating beautiful pink salmon with brown devil sauce is nothing short of food rape.

I am disgusted and appalled at our species right now 🙁

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