Inner City

puke shack - table for one please

by Foghorn on July 10, 2018

Come on guys, seriously? What part of your life are you at where you are chucking your guts out on the sidewalk. Jebus

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Best of Luck

lucky 13

by Foghorn on July 3, 2018

I think it’s awesome to name a place ‘Good Luck Pizza Mart’. Because ‘pizza’ and ‘mart’ go so well together. Where did you get your dinner? “Down at the mart.”

Mmmm – bet it’s yummy.

I was curious to see what kind of a virus I would get from their site. Oops. Site unavailable. So much for the good luck 🙁

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Wheelin’ Around

wheels go round and round June 19, 2018

I have SO many questions. When did the speeding wheelchair become the official iconography for “all gender” restrooms? Why is this person so small compared to the toilet? If they hop on to the toilet they will be gone with one flush. Maybe instead of calling it “the runs” we should call it “the wheelies”, […]

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A Tale of Two Farts

toot toot June 1, 2018

Part I – Elder Abuse On a Saturday morning recently I was doing my laundry. I usually get going pretty early on weekends, so this story takes place at 4:30 in the morning. I got dressed and assembled my laundry and supplies, and then headed down to the main floor of my building where the […]

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Zombie Apocalypse

end times May 16, 2018

If you ever wondered about what an end of times scene might look like, look no further than your local Wal-Mart parking lot. Behold the macabre scene I happened upon this morning. A massive pile of as-yet un-melted filthy snow packed tightly with not only with dirt and pollution, but various forms of litter, detritus […]

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