Falling Ice

ice ice baby

by Foghorn on October 3, 2018

Oldest trick in the book. Danger! Look up! WHACK. Right in the kisser.

Not going to catch me with this one boys. Nice try


Hot to Go

yet another things that tastes like chicken

by Foghorn on October 1, 2018

Hot to Go…..day and night. Just like your wife!



Live Here

welcome to Dirtsville September 24, 2018

Not. What a dilapidated facade, and oh so sad half-hearted attempt to put it out there. The building is brown, the dirt is brown, the sidewalk barriers are brown…. I can think of another thing that’s brown that comes from my bottom that is similar to this place. Jebus. No lipstick or perfume, no flowers […]

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Frozen Toddler

tastes just like chicken September 15, 2018

I think this is probably one of the most forward thinking products I have ever seen – ‘Frozen Toddler Helmets‘. The idea of cryogenically preserving the wee tykes is not only on solid ground from a moral perspective, but the idea that their heads still need to be protected even when they are in the […]

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Exploding Adoptions

blew the house down August 20, 2018

Fascinating headline for this story. The most important part of this story is not that an entire house and all its contents were destroyed by a mighty blast, but that there would be a small administrative inconvenience in terms of a pending adoption due to the massive gas explosion. Have to wonder how the new […]

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